I had to take this off my work blog, so ...

And I just think it's funny, that's all.

BITTERSWEET 16--THIS SATURDAY, MARCH 24

A party to celebrate – with a dash of eulogizing sadness – the close of KS’ fourth and final volume, and to raise money to print an expanded last issue.

Saturday, March 24
Doors at 7 p.m., show at 9 p.m.
Edinburgh Castle Pub
950 Geary St., San Francisco, CA
415.885.4074, fish and chips served till 11 p.m.

Cover: $5 donation to KS, $10 or more gets you a KS back issue.

FEATURING PERFORMANCES BY:
Conspiracy of Beards
Pillows
Michael Zapruder
Uni and Her Ukelele
The Loyd Family Players



Plus rad raffle prizes from Amoeba Records, the Believer, and local artisans; drink specials; and other special fun stuff, yet to be determined!!

Bittersweet 16: A Fundraiser for Kitchen Sink Magazine

A party to celebrate – with a dash of eulogizing sadness – the close of KS’ fourth and final volume, and to raise money to print an expanded last issue.

Saturday, March 24
Doors at 7 p.m., show at 9 p.m.
Edinburgh Castle Pub
950 Geary St., San Francisco, CA
415.885.4074, fish and chips served till 11 p.m.

Cover: $5 donation to KS, $10 or more gets you a KS back issue.

FEATURING PERFORMANCES BY:
Conspiracy of Beards
Pillows
Michael Zapruder
Uni and Her Ukelele
The Loyd Family Players

Plus rad raffle prizes from Amoeba Records, the Believer, and local artisans; drink specials; and other special fun stuff, yet to be determined!!

UNSTOPPABLE MOVES

Kitchen Sink and NLCAP Present:

UNSTOPPABLE MOVES:
Board games set to music!
Scrabble + Monopoly + More

Bring your favorite records for
DJs MONAMIE (KALX) AND JAH WHIZZERD

Sunday March 4 8-11pm
The Missouri Lounge
2600 San Pablo Ave. (at
Parker).
$3-$5 bucks
to benefit the publication of
Kitchen Sink's
final issue!"

Telegraph Stories 5

Thanks to everyone who on the KS staff and at Mama Buzz Cafe for helping make last night a success.
Most of all, thank you to all the lovely faces who showed up to hear the great readings and great music!

TELEGRAPH STORIES 5: GIRLS! GURLS! GRRRLS!

TELEGRAPH STORIES 5: GIRLS! GURLS! GRRRLS!
Sunday, February 18
7 to 10pm
$5-$10 sliding scale ($10 or more gets you a magazine)
Mama Buzz Café
2318 Telegraph Ave @23rd
Oakland, CA 94612





The fifth installment of our ever-expanding, true-life storytelling and live music series, Telegraph Stories, returns home to roost at Mama Buzz for a hen party of lit'ry proportions. Following December's all-male reader lineup at the Make-Out Room, T-Stories 5 features an all-woman reader slate with:
Beth Lisick (Everybody Into the Pool, Porchlight)
Julia Wertz (Fart Party), KS15 comic contributor)
Elka Weber (Art Murmur Chronicler and all-around great gal)
Elka Karl (KS’s Revolution and fiction editor)

Plus music by boys:
The Moore Brothers
and
Golden Gram

KS senior and poetry editor Kaya Oakes hosts. If you haven't been to a Telegraph Stories yet, COME TO THIS ONE: Issue 15 is hitting newsstands now, and we need your help to get number 16 -- our LAST ISSUE EVER -- out in the Spring.

AND
SAVE THE DATE: SATURDAY, MARCH 24
We're having our biggest event yet! Save the date and come out for art and music and to help us raise funds for our LAST ISSUE EVER!